Oh Christmas Tree

How is everyone doing on this wonderful Sunday morn'? Me I'm feeling quite well. I had an action packed Saturday full of danger and wonder (well more driving and sawing but you know, dramatics). Me and Shanna were scheduled to meet with my mother to go and hack a poor innocent tree down at 11a.m. in Rockton, Illinois (I guess those are the best trees ever). So me and Shanna decided to stay at her brother's house because we were there until like 3a.m. and too lazy to drive back to Janesville only to come back to Beloit again. So we slept there with their 3 cats running around all night. Of course I forgot that I am kind of allergic to cats and they cause me to wheeze in the morning when I wake up. So I awoke in at 7:30 and started to sound like that dying kid in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom™. So I drank a whole bunch of soda and took a hot shower and felt better. Nobody in the household was awake yet so I started playing GTA San Andreas and complete my firefighter mission (Oh yeah you know it, 100% flame retardant baby). I woke a very sleepy Shanna up at 10:30 and we got ready to go to my mom's house. We followed her down to Rockton and picked out a tree that looked very nice (I think we were very tired at the time). So we got the tree home first off only to find that the trunk was too thick to fit into the tree stand, and secondly that the bottom was extremely uneven and the only way the tree stands up is to prop it up against the wall. DOH! Other than that not a whole lot of stuff happening. I have made a drawing of what my new tree looks like enjoy.
Shawn