Oh what a night (late november back in 04')....

Wow last night was so terrifically horrible. Let me go in sequential order. So first off I had a lot of people come in and get rooms which I guess isn't very bad but there was like 6 people in the first hour. Then there was this guy that was so fricken wasted he kept on trying to get juice and spilt it everywhere and kept saying "you got me down for 6am wakeup call" like 5 times. So after that it died down for little while until about 2:00am when all of the sudden a guest comes up to me and says "There's a car in the parking lot that just hit 2 other cars." GOOD GRIEF CHARLIE BROWN! So I called the cops and the guy gave a description of the suburban that hit them. The cops couldn't get the names that the vehicles were regestered to so he said I would have to wait until they see them (which they would because a window was busted out). So okay I guess that's no big deal... assuming that it's a rental car and their insurance would defenently cover it because it was in no way, shape, or form their fault. So all is well for the next 30 minutes or so when all of the sudden this other guy that was even more drunk than the first kept going up and down on the elevator. I asked him after 10 minutes if he needed anything and he didn't seem very coherrent so I basically had to escort him back to his room where he rented lots of porn. Then all is well again when it's 6am and I have no papers to give to guests... AHH!!! So guests are yelling at me about the damn papers and meanwhile I'm worrying about whether or not the people are going to flip shit once they see the damage done to their car. Finally papers get there are 6:30 and all is well again. I have one very important thing to say.... the government needs to ban stupid hicks from ever.... EVER, ingesting alcohol. There needs to be an aptitude test or something when you turn 21 because I've never any problems with any people that were drunk except hicks! Sorry I'm very frustrated right now and need to go to bed but know that as soon as I do my boss will call me. But that's all for now. Happy happy, joy joy.

Shawn