Being lazy at all costs

Well it's been about two weeks or so since I last did dishes or cleaned my house. I am a true bachelor. I've started eating off of my tupperware dishes so that won't have to clean any off. I think that I'm going to eat off of styrofoam plates, bowls and cups from now on. I despise cleaning dishes. It's the one thing I hate about cleaning. Everything else I have no problem with. But those damn dishes are pure evil. I also thought of yet another alternative to my dish crisis. I will stop eating and drinking (at least in my house). Then there won't be anything to wash. But anyways I must go to bed right now otherwise I will be a very cranky wildebeast.

Shawn