Bowling for Burgers

Bowling was loads of fun last night. I was on my way of breaking 200 when all of the sudden a pterodactyl (which only I could see) came and stole my mojo. Then Levi decided he had to go and get a 202 game (loser). Needless to say I had fun and we played some Mario Kart afterwards. Shanna did excessively well and got 2 strikes in a row one game! I was very proud. So it's Saturday afternoon now and I'm just watching Shanna's cockatiels groom themselves. Now folks let me tell you about something that is so spectacular that you might just fall over with immense bladder pain. I have recently decided... to... win..... the lottery! I'm sure there is a pattern to it. I'm going to jot down all of the numbers each week and then use my superior (or inferior) intellect and decipher the winning numbers in 2049. You heard it here first. The only thing that is not for sure is whether or not I will be alive by then. That's about all... Oh yeah.. Canada Forever!