Shiver me timbers

Hello all. I have come to talk to you about a subject that is near and dear to my heart, piracy. Now I know that a majority of people do it and I can't blame you for it. I mean it just sounds so cool to do. Piracy, who doesn't want to be a pirate? Get to travel on long voyages on a rickety boat with a spiffy flag. Your captain usually looks like something out of an early cyborg novel, with of course, a talking helper at his shoulder. And for the music lover there are dozens of great songs to sing onboard. Not to mention for all the severe alcoholics the mass quantities of rum that will keep you warm at night. Now if they called it something like, gonorracy then we might have change. Hey Bill what are you doing? Bill, "I'm gonorrating software." See how that works. And now I leave you with the ultimate question: 100 pirates vrs. 100 ninjas... who wins?